Dear Santa,
I'm glad to report that I have been very good this year, so I'm expecting to be well rewarded with gifts. I've been kind to others, except for the people that I have mercilessly tortured throughout the year. I've been extremely generous, except for hiding treats that I refuse to share. I have been giving of my time, as long as I have nothing better or more fun to do. In short, I have been awesome. And humble. Extremely humble. Bring on the material rewards*!
Sincerely,
MoJo
*Failure to provide the aforementioned rewards shall result in legal action.
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